Redneck Yard Swing

 

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow
But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler

 

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.
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Redneck Cellar

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Redneck Garden
 

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
 

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
 

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Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

 

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
 

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
 

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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
 

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ? ' . .
And the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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